I'm not an expert in anything, really. Except for maybe one thing...working in a fruit market. Do you want a good treat that's high in fiber and full of vitamins A and C? How about some ruby red grapefruit. Throw on some local honey to build up your immunity to local free radicals and allergins, that's money baby! If I lay on the couch for 12 straight hours and eat nothing but fast food and pizza while on that couch, I start fresh in the morning. I eat ruby red grapefruit with local honey, some scrambled egg whites and drink a cup of green tea. I swear I could run over a newborn baby and rob a bank and that breakfast would make me feel like nothing is wrong in my life. Give it try, tell me what you think.
Tonight, I was watching "American Gladiators" and "Law and Order SVU" at the same time. When I clicked back to NBC for some more Gladiators, it was instead America's Biggest Fattest Stupidest Liar With a Southern Drawl and a Pea Size Brain giving The State of the Union Address. When is the president going to get to the part that goes something like, "I'm working on a new resolution that will allow all college students to study for free, or at least for a reasonable price." Oh crap, the address is over, I guess my dreams are crushed again! I will be eating breakfast tomorrow, you know what I'm saying?
