
I'm going to imagine that I actually have thousands of fans reading my blog everyday. I want to believe that repeatedly through out the day my weblog addicted fans are checking my blog spot (that sounded dirty) so my witty commentary can brighten up a dull moment in their day.
Assumedly, no one looks at my blog unless Dr. Chapin tells them that it's required.
Never-the-less, I'm going to share with "all of you" the joy I'm experiencing this evening.
It's Oscar night. This is my Christmas. I watch every year, through every bad joke, fashion disaster and lengthy speech. I've taken film classes, I've worked with actual celluloid and splicer's. I buy soundtracks. I read the novels that inspire the films. I try to see as many of the nominated films as I can, in my culture depraved valley by the river, before I watch the awards broadcast. I'm a massive dork, and I need to get out more.
But I just want to say, why is Miley Cyrus at the Oscar's? She haunts me. You think I'm kidding, but I AM NOT. I take it back, she's haunting all of us. This girl is a cockroach, I swear. She will come rising out of the ashes of the apocalypse wearing a blonde wig clutching a microphone and carrying a huge wad of the billion dollars she will supposedly have by the time SHE TURNS 18! What has the world come to? Miley give me all your money. Maybe I can work my way up through the ranks, become her friend and sometimes manager, feed her pills leaving her disoriented, and take some of her money, become infamous and leave. It could happen, I just need to stay focused.
Congrats to Javier Bardem, for winning Best Supporting Actor. He deserves it, he set the tone in No Country For Old Men.
Anywho, most of the chicks on the red carpet played it safe, pretty and boring. And Jennifer Hudson redeemed herself from looking like a damn space ship last year. Go girl.
I'm done boring no one now. Can't wait til next year.